Dear Santa 2004,

http://www.ultimateears.com/

Please!!!? Pretty please!!?

Molded to fit:

http://www.ultimateears.com/ear_impressions.htm

Check out "the list":

http://www.ultimateears.com/clientele.htm


Whoa. Night Ranger!!?! Sheesh, not even Jeff Watson's mom admits to knowing Night Ranger anymore... I remember seeing Night Ranger once on Allan Holdsworth's web site under his list of "Things I recorded on which I wish I hadn't." Putting Night Ranger on your list of auiodphile listeners is like putting Tiny Tim on your list of history's most accurate singers.

What next, Yanni? Errr, yep, he's on there too. Sheesh... :wah

Nice testimonial from Southern Albertan Chad "Does somebody have a mirror I can use" Kroeger:

"Without them my job wouldn't be possible"
Chad Kroeger: lead vocals, lead guitars Vocalist/Guitarist
Ultimate Ears UE-7 & UE-5 Ambient

It's just that sort of testimonial that sullies the impeccable credibility of such fine folks as Ron Popeil and Don King, not to mention all those saintly late night commercial hosts who are out there simply doing their best to make our lives better. Anyhow, either way, let's pretend for a sec that Chad has "a job". I wonder what he means that "the job" itself wouldn't be possible without the earphones, and where he fits into that. Odd guy...

This leads me directly to my new testimonial for Photoshop:

"Without Photoshop the web design profession doesn't exist."
- Corey Milner, Jolly Rancher.

Snazzy, eh? Chad would be proud...

Corey Milner
Creative Director, Indigo Rose Software