Hands up!

http://articles.health.msn.com/id/100101336?GT1=6327

tsk, tsk - Some of the things "researchers" do.


"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a Researcher."

"What do you research?"

"Finger ratios."
Sorta stacks up with measuring the speed at which ketchup comes out of a bottle (actual study).

I want to get one of these jobs