Corey
04-22-2004, 02:32 AM
Forum icons and smilies are now fixed thanks to Tigger. Yay! To commemorate this auspicious occasion I have commissioned a song from the greatest songwriter of all time, SCTV's Irving Cohen. It just arrived by Fedex, I haven't had a chance to review it, but here it is, hope you like it Tigg:
Ok, give me a B, a bouncy B.
[cough, cough]
OK here we go...
Who is the guy
who always gets around?
Digs that orange tail
Right into that ground?
Gets the job done
and takes photos also?
Eats his nachos with
sour cream and salsa-o?
"Who is this guy?"
Is what you may say
Who ollies and golfs
O-cass-ion-all-ay?
Who is that cat
Which helped fix the smilies?
Who travels around
And does it with style'n'ease?
And then whatever else you want to put in there, I don't know... [cough, cough]
Is my sandwich here yet, did anybody see the sandwiches? The things you've go to do now just to get a little sandwich around here... Who am I, Barney Kessel? I'm like that kid whatssisname over here already, the kid from the commercial with the thing and the bright colors swooshing... So, OK, then when I die here waiting for my sandwich you can all tell the doctor, "Hello Mr. Doctor, Irving didn't get his sandwich in time because we're all incompetent, but I hope you have a nice golf game." and then everyone's happy, and maybe even the doctor can eat the extra sandwich if it shows up by then and you can all sing songs and go golfing... And that will be nice. Did *anybody* see the sandwiches?
[cough, cough]
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Anyhow, I hope you like it Tigg,, that song cost me $4,300 and my first round pick slot for next season's NBA draft. (which I had been hoping to trade with Lenny Wilkens for a *really decent* pastrami lunch)
Corey Milner
Creative Director, Indigo Rose Software (http://www.indigorose.com)
Ok, give me a B, a bouncy B.
[cough, cough]
OK here we go...
Who is the guy
who always gets around?
Digs that orange tail
Right into that ground?
Gets the job done
and takes photos also?
Eats his nachos with
sour cream and salsa-o?
"Who is this guy?"
Is what you may say
Who ollies and golfs
O-cass-ion-all-ay?
Who is that cat
Which helped fix the smilies?
Who travels around
And does it with style'n'ease?
And then whatever else you want to put in there, I don't know... [cough, cough]
Is my sandwich here yet, did anybody see the sandwiches? The things you've go to do now just to get a little sandwich around here... Who am I, Barney Kessel? I'm like that kid whatssisname over here already, the kid from the commercial with the thing and the bright colors swooshing... So, OK, then when I die here waiting for my sandwich you can all tell the doctor, "Hello Mr. Doctor, Irving didn't get his sandwich in time because we're all incompetent, but I hope you have a nice golf game." and then everyone's happy, and maybe even the doctor can eat the extra sandwich if it shows up by then and you can all sing songs and go golfing... And that will be nice. Did *anybody* see the sandwiches?
[cough, cough]
-----------------------------
Anyhow, I hope you like it Tigg,, that song cost me $4,300 and my first round pick slot for next season's NBA draft. (which I had been hoping to trade with Lenny Wilkens for a *really decent* pastrami lunch)
Corey Milner
Creative Director, Indigo Rose Software (http://www.indigorose.com)